I forgot my bank card
at the ATM on Tuesday,
but that's okay because
there's no money left
in the account.
My left tire was flat
when I left the bank,
but that's okay because
the bank is repossessing
my car on Thursday
I was off on a sick day today
but that's okay because it was
really a mental health day because
my son told me his mother is
having an affair and thought
I should know.
I got an e-mail from my
eighteen year old daughter
Who was characteristically mean
and told me never to contact
her again, but that's okay
the bank took my car and
it's only Thursday.
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