Quicken is a computer program used for keeping track of home financing, but those who are OCD tend to live and breathe by it...
A Quicken Ode
Never ask of money spent
or
where the spender thinks it went.
Ever vigilant to save the receipt
never dealing in deceit
nobody was ever meant
to remember or invent
what he did with ever cent.
Quicken knows and can show
just how and where the money goes.
1 comment:
My ex wife forced me to use this system and account for our expenses. I too subverted the system used bogus entries and eventually left the bitch. It was liberating.
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